By Diana Hsieh
Raw milk sales are illegal with one exception: An individual with a written recommendation from a physician may purchase raw goat milk.
"So why do I feel so terrible, doctor?"
"According to your labs, you have a rare intestinal disorder. It's called Capralactinecessitis."
"Oh my gosh! Can it be treated?"
"Yes, but only if you drink milk that would kill a healthy person. I'll write a prescription."